Wednesday, 13 January 2016

Words Of No Wisdom - Madeira: The Land of Cake & Savages


‘Seriously Jimmy, I can’t get past the weave.’

“My beautiful island, regrettably, is still inhabited by these frustrated savages who deserve to live in Syria, between people that show no respect and hold no value for life in society.” 

– Cristiano Ronaldo's sister, Katie Aveiro, reacts rationally - and not at all rabidly - to the news that, in their home island of Madeira, a statue of Cristiano has been vandalised by fans of fellow footy superstar / detested enemy, Lionel Messi !




 











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