"What about (eating) a cow that's been sentenced to death for murder ... or a pig that commits suicide from listening to too many of your songs?"
Predictably, Morrissey took quite a few pre-crafted, one-liner, 'body blows'! (well, it's easy to antagonise Mozza - just pick a few things he truly despises ... and. oh yeah, mention that Johnny Marr is backstage!) ... Oddly, Colbert didn't try to draw out any sound bytes on the recently deceased Margaret Thatcher.