Andrew (therapist): How the hell did you buy that shotgun leg?
Deputy Fallon (who's legs have been severed): With the money I saved on socks!
The wonderful rejoinder by piranha massacring cop, Ving Rhames (yeah, WTFF is Ving doing in stuff like this?!) to the therapist who asks how he got a massive shotgun attached to one of his prosthetic legs.
From the surprisingly entertaining 'Piranha 3DD' by John Gulager.
.... yap, we're all about that high culture up in here, beeatches!