Tuesday, 9 July 2013

The Dumb Side - Happiness Is A Warm Gun: Woman Who Hid Loaded Pistol In Vagina Gets 25 Years





Happiness Is A Warm Gun ... indeed!

Yap, that crazy chick Christie Dawn Harris who hit the headlines a few months back when caught with a loaded gun in her cooch (and a stash of meth in her caboose!) is back again!

For once I feel kind of sorry for cops ... well, at least for the rookie recruit who was assigned the task of removing the infamous weapon from it's 'hoochie holster' and then tasked with disassembling the thing! ... Ewwww!
I'm surprised Christie Dawn's obvious alibi for the gun .... how do you know the gun belongs to me?; it could easily have been left up there by someone else! .... didn't work!

At least there's some good news for Christie Dawn. Yap, if she does get out of clink on early parole, there will surely be a queue of guys wanting to date her. Yes, imagine the amount of candy bars - indeed drinks - she could smuggle into a movie theater for you. A real money saver in these toughest of tough financial times!





 


Woman Who Hid Gun In Vagina Gets 25 Years 

.... Loaded weapon was found during suspect's post-arrest strip search

8 July 2013
thesmokinggun.com


The Oklahoma woman who had a loaded handgun concealed in her vagina when she was arrested earlier this year on a drug charge has been sentenced to 25 years in state prison, according to court records.

Christie Dawn Harris, 28, last week entered no contest pleas to three felony counts during a hearing in Pontotoc County District Court. Harris, whose rap sheet already includes multiple felony convictions, copped on June 27 to possession of methamphetamine with intent to distribute, gun possession, and bringing contraband into jail.

Judge Steven Kessinger sentenced Harris to serve 25 years on each count, with the penalties to run concurrently. He also ordered her to pay $1363 in court costs and fees.

Harris, seen in the mug shot above, was arrested in March after a drug dog alerted to a vehicle in which she and another woman were seated (the car was parked outside a closed restaurant at 3:45 AM). A subsequent search of the Toyota Yaris turned up meth, drug paraphernalia, a .25 caliber semi-automatic pistol, and a loaded magazine.

While being transported to jail, Harris told a cop “several times that she needed to go to the bathroom,” according to an Ada Police Department report.

During processing at the jail, Harris balked when directed to lower her underwear so that a female officer could check for contraband. She “advised that she was on her period and did not want to,” cops noted.

After Harris complied with police, Officer Kathy Unbewust reported, “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.” Unbewust then “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”

The handgun, which was disassembled by cops, is seen in this evidence photo.

Investigators subsequently identified the weapon as a Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun, which was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell. The police report notes that “gun located in suspect vagina.”













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