Happiness Is A Warm Gun ... indeed!
Yap, that crazy chick Christie Dawn Harris who hit the headlines a few months back when caught with a loaded gun in her cooch (and a stash of meth in her caboose!) is back again!
For once I feel kind of sorry for cops ... well, at least for the rookie recruit who was assigned the task of removing the infamous weapon from it's 'hoochie holster' and then tasked with disassembling the thing! ... Ewwww!
At least there's some good news for Christie Dawn. Yap, if she does get out of clink on early parole, there will surely be a queue of guys wanting to date her. Yes, imagine the amount of candy bars - indeed drinks - she could smuggle into a movie theater for you. A real money saver in these toughest of tough financial times!
Woman Who Hid Gun In Vagina Gets 25 Years
.... Loaded weapon was found during suspect's post-arrest strip search
8 July 2013
During processing at the jail, Harris balked when directed to lower her underwear so that a female officer could check for contraband. She “advised that she was on her period and did not want to,” cops noted.