Even though I've seen the movie. I don't want to check your pulse. I don't want nobody else. I don't want to go to Chelsea.
Cutting the cake, Roman says he "wants a Hippy not a Housewife"! Not sure what that means! Who the hell wants to be near a hippy let alone marry one?!
We love the "groovy man" commentary on this news clip ("there's very dishy Candice Bergen" etc!) - all delivered in a faux, "marbles in mouth", upper-class Brit accent!!
Who knew that "Austin Powers" was really a documentary!!