Sunday, 5 July 2009

Anna Kournikova, please come back to Tennis !





Man, we've had to watch segments of that awful Wimbledon tennis debacle over the past week. It sure puts the Bore into Boring! On the bright side though, my insomnia has found a surefire cure!

And bottom of the dumb barrel is the female "competition" which always seems to come down to a battle between the crazy screaming Williams twins, Penis and Squealla! The twins apparently won about five titles there yesterday!

They call it a "female" competition, but DNA tests should really be done on about half the competitors who look like a cross between Arnie and a rottweiller! More steroids floating around there than at Happy Hour at Many Ramirez's doctor's place!!

We really really need female hotties like awesome Anna Kournikova back in the game.

So what if the roosky chick couldn't play for shit! She sure looked great, playing badly! That's all we ask for! That's all we care about!






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Nah, we reed all the tyme.

Grate buuks like dese.

Dats why our grammeringing and spilling is so dam guud!






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We call this one "Still life with bound ceramic dog and lass in the chamber: An allegory on CIA torture factories."




Inspired by music: celebrities on the songs that have inspired them




In a new book for the Prince’s Trust, 'celebrities 'reveal the songs that have most inspired them — with some very surprising results.

Wanna know what warmonger Tony Blair listens to when he's thinking about war and dreaming of banging Tzipi "Tehhrorh, Tehhrorh" Livny, look no further!






Bill Nighy

Things Have Changed: Bob Dylan

The fact that I find this song inspiring could indicate that I am not in very good shape, given that it contains some grim observations of how bad things can get. What is uplifting, apart from its general brilliance, is that it is thrilling to know that you are not alone in these matters. It’s also, as his songs often are, amusing. Any song containing the couplet “Feel like falling in love with the first woman I meet/ putting her in a wheelbarrow and wheeling her down the street” is more than fine with me. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this song. It is perfect. It obviously appeals to my isolationist tendency, but at least it swings. The refrain is an anthem for people like myself, who should probably get out more.


Kevin Spacey

In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning: Frank Sinatra

This is one of the greatest numbers that Sinatra ever recorded at Capitol Records. It is a moody, late-night kind of song you’d expect to hear in a blues bar or jazz joint. The kind where smoke drifts through the single spotlight on the stage and a crowd leans in to hear the tale of a lost love. It’s a dreamy and effective number and, as sung by Frank, a deeply moving interpretation.

I first heard it when I was about 5, as my mother was a great fan of Sinatra, and so I grew up in a home with these kind of great standards playing all the time. Listening to it now brings back so many memories of my first introduction to the great music and players of the past. I’ve also had the chance to sing it with a big band and it is one of those numbers that I find truly moving and poignant to perform. I say you couldn’t do better than to put a log on the fire, stir up a warm drink, curl up with your favourite person and let Frank take you to another time, where clarity of voice and the rhythm of violins sweep away the winter night.


Cerys Matthews


How Can I Keep from Singing?: Robert Wadsworth Lowry

In 2001 it was my first year of going solo and I was embarking on a brand new journey. It was a very exciting time for me, but anything new puts you out of your comfort zone. I think that when you are in this position, it’s nice to have things that are comforting.

One of these things was the hymn How Can I Keep from Singing?, which I found in an old book. I am always collecting them and have hundreds of genres. What I particularly look at are the guitar chords to see if I like the melody and also the words. I love the melody of this piece but it is the words that get me: “No storm can shake my inmost calm/ While to that refuge clinging./ Since Christ is Lord of Heav’n and Earth/ How can I keep from singing?” I performed this song in front of Bill Clinton at the Hay-on-Wye Literary Festival. It was my first public show and I thought it would be nice to sing him something that would resonate with his country’s history as it became popular during the American Civil War.




Tony Blair

Gounod's Ave Maria: Renée Fleming

This is my favourite version of a beautiful song. The song itself is extraordinary, full of poignant emotion, building to a dramatic climax. She sings it magnificently. It matters to me because, at a time when a close friend was dying, I used to play it, and the peace and serenity of it was a source of comfort. Usually, I am — even after all these years — in thrall to rock’n’ roll. This is an exception. But then it is an exceptional piece of music.

Al Pacino


You’ve Got to be Carefully Taught: Rodgers and Hammerstein

You’ve Got to be Carefully Taught is from that great musical South Pacific, by Rodgers and Hammerstein. I remember going to the show with my elementary school. It was a crucial time in our country’s history, when the racial tension in the South was raging and the play was a direct reference to it. The musical made such an impression on me at a very young age, especially this song. I thought it had a real passion in it and a relevance to the times we were living in with segregation as a main issue. To me it was an attack on racism and prejudice of all kinds. It had a real value and for something like that to appear in a romantic musical gave it additional power, since it wasn’t expected. I liked it so much then and always have.


Richard E. Grant


Incy Wincy Spider

I’ve always loved spiders, always been inspired by this childhood ditty that is all about never giving up however bad the odds are against you. By sheer perseverance, trial and error, it’s possible to attempt anything. Just like Incy Wincy Spider.


Ozzy Osbourne

A Whiter Shade of Pale: Procol Harum

This may surprise most people who are well aware of my complete and utter obsession with the Beatles, but when I sat down and really thought about my favourite song of all time, I think I even shocked myself by choosing the Procol Harum classic, A Whiter Shade of Pale. To this day I do not know what the lyrics are about, but when I hear that haunting melody on the Hammond organ I immediately become transfixed.

I remember about four or five years ago I was in my home studio with my producer, working up a list of songs that I wanted to record for an album of rock covers which we later titled Uncovered. A Whiter Shade of Pale was at the very top of my list, when I was made aware of the fact that a close musical associate of mine had just recorded the song for his new album. It would have been odd for me to record it then so I took my pen and put a big fat line through the title. Oh well . . . I’m hoping to get around to recording the song one day for a movie soundtrack or maybe just for my own pleasure!

Michael Sheen

Song to the Siren: Tim Buckley

First of all it’s a beautiful song and it always makes me cry. The thing it makes me think of is my daughter, and I remember hearing it first not long after she was born. There’s a line in it — “Swim to me, Let me enfold you” — and it just makes me think of my daughter swimming to me, her being born and me being away from her. It’s also a very sad song. The lyrics are beautiful and poetic but it’s slightly unclear as to what’s going on. It’s the siren call that people find hard to resist and it’s about not being able to stop yourself doing something that’s going to be bad for you, destructive for you. There’s a kind of terrible beauty to the song which I love.

Lyrically it’s great, musically it’s beautiful and I love all the different versions of it. There’s a very good version by This Mortal Coil, probably the most well-known version. There are techno versions, trance versions, folk versions — all kinds of stuff. It’s just a wonderful song. The very first version I heard was by a Northern Irish Elvis Presley impersonator and that’s my favourite version, sung in the style of Elvis Presley. I’ve used it many times when I’m filming and I need to cry in a scene. Sometimes it’s very hard to come up with the tears so I plug in my iPod and listen to this and that tends to get me in the right place.

Inspired* by music, with photographs by Cambridge Jones, is sponsored by Starbucks Coffee Company and will be sold in Starbucks coffee houses across the UK and all other book retailers from July 10. Starbucks will donate 100 per cent of the profits to the Prince’s Trust


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Obituary - Karl Malden (1912 -2009)




Obituary for Karl Malden - The great American actor who won an Oscar for his role in 'A Streetcar Named Desire' and starred in 'The Streets of San Francisco'

by Ronald Bergan


For more than six decades Karl Malden, who has died at the age of 97, brought his Method-trained acting talents to bear on powerhouse performances on screen, notably for Elia Kazan in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951), for which he won an Oscar, and On The Waterfront (1954), as well as his mature cop in the long-running TV series The Streets of San Franscisco in the 1970s.

Like WC Fields and Jimmy Durante, Malden had one of the most celebrated non-Roman noses in cinema. But whereas those of the two former entertainers produced a comic effect — Fields's bibulous one looked as if it were stuck on like a clown's, and Durante's schnozzle was like a carnival mask — Malden's proboscis seemed to add dramatic intensity to his performances. The more impassioned he became, the more the nose seemed to go on red alert.

This particularity of Malden's appearance came about because he broke his nose twice as a high school American footballer. He had won a scholarship to Arkansas state teachers college, but had to leave to support himself and his family by working in a steel mill in Gary, Indiana. Born Mladen Sekulovich in Chicago, he was brought up in Gary, where his father, Peter Sekulovich, who had been a provincial actor in Yugoslavia, was working in the mill. Karl also delivered milk to make money to go to New York, where he hoped to satisfy his ambition to become an actor.

In New York, in the late 1930s, Malden joined the leftist Group Theatre, which was devoted to social realities and ensemble acting inspired by Stanislavsky at the Moscow Arts Theatre. Its leading light was the playwright Clifford Odets, in whose Golden Boy (1937) Malden appeared as a boxing manager. Also in the play was future director Kazan, with whom Malden was to work several times on stage and screen.

After Malden returned from army service during the second world war, he became a member of the newly formed Actors' Studio, among whom were Marlon Brando and Richard Widmark. In 1947, on Broadway, Kazan, one of the founders of the Actors' Studio, directed Malden in both Arthur Miller's All My Sons and Tennessee Williams's A Streetcar Named Desire. The latter, in which Malden played Mitch opposite Brando and Jessica Tandy, led to a contract with 20th Century-Fox.

At the studio, Malden played vivid supporting roles in gritty thrillers such as Henry Hathaway's 13 Rue Madeleine and The Kiss Of Death, Kazan's Boomerang (all 1947) and Otto Preminger's Where The Sidewalk Ends (1950). He also added realism to the Henry King western The Gunfighter, and Lewis Milestone's war drama Halls Of Montezuma (both 1950).

During the same period, Malden appeared on Broadway as the Button Moulder in Lee Strasberg's production of Ibsen's Peer Gynt, with John Garfield in the title role, and in Eugene O'Neill's Desire Under the Elms, as the domineering patriarch.

In 1951, Malden won the best supporting actor Oscar for reprising his stage role of Mitch, the shy, sweaty, balding middle-aged suitor of Blanche DuBois (Vivien Leigh) in A Streetcar Named Desire, again directed by Kazan. The most pitiless moment comes when Malden snaps on the naked bulb to expose Blanche's ageing, powdered face to "reality". "I don't want the light, I want magic," she entreats. "Oh, I knew you weren't 16. But I was fool enough to believe you was straight," he replies, his voice trembling with emotion.

The following year, he was playing a man caught in the clutches of a femme fatale (Jennifer Jones) in King Vidor's Ruby Gentry and then the persistent cop who suspects Montgomery Clift's priest of murder in Alfred Hitchcock's I Confess (1953). If it were not already evident from his performances, the intelligence of an actor like Malden could be deduced from the number of major directors with whom he worked. In his best and most personal work he succeeded in exploring depths of moral ambiguity rare in the commercial cinema.

He gave two further powerful performances for Kazan. In On The Waterfront, he was Oscar-nominated for his role as the tough, crusading dockland Catholic priest, Father Barry, who helps bring an end to crooked waterfront politics. Even better was his wonderful portrayal of Archie Lee, the cotton-mill owner husband of a backward thumb-sucking virgin child bride (Carroll Baker) in Baby Doll (1956).

Driven frantic by her refusal to allow him into her bed, even though it is a child's cot, too small for her ample proportions, the boorish, white-trash character is turned by Malden into a tragicomic figure uttering a sustained cry of sexual frustration. "Most actors want to be heroic, sexy and noble. Karl doesn't mind if you to make him look silly. He is more a real person than an actor," Kazan remarked at the time.

In Robert Mulligan's Fear Strikes Out (1956), he played a well-meaning but domineering father who drives his highly strung son (Anthony Perkins) to the edge of madness — the two leads successfully vying with each other in the emotional stakes.

Apart from having taken over much of the direction from Delmer Daves of the Gary Cooper western The Hanging Tree (1958), in which he had the role of a lecherous half-wit, Malden was credited with one film as director, Time Limit (1957), starring his friend Richard Widmark. This Korean war drama was as taut and gripping as one of his performances, containing many of the pros and cons of his acting style, fervent but sometimes overemphatic.

Brando also directed one film, One Eyed Jacks (1961), a rambling self-indulgent revenge western in which Malden played the heavy, a former outlaw who has betrayed Brando, and who had become a respectable sheriff. Brando's brooding, somnolent performance was counter-balanced by Malden's grinning, extrovert one.

Included among Malden's many varied roles in the 1960s were in two films by John Frankenheimer; as the drunken father in All Fall Down, and the prison warder in Birdman of Alcatraz (both 1962), and was utterly charming in his only musical, Mervyn LeRoy's Gypsy (1962), though the one number which he got to sing, Together, with Rosalind Russell and Natalie Wood, was cut from the final print. He was also the weak double-dealer in Norman Jewison's The Cincinnati Kid (1965).

For much of the 1970s Malden was busy playing the veteran police officer Detective Lieutenant Mike Stone in The Streets of San Francisco on television. A widower with 23 years' experience of the force, he was partnered by Michael Douglas as the 28-year-old Steve Keller, a college graduate.

This lively combination — wise old head versus eager young enthusiast — produced enough sparks to keep it going for five seasons. Before the series began, Kirk Douglas told his son, "If anyone can teach you how to act it's Karl".

The rest of his film career was rather patchy; he made up the cast of a few disaster films, turned up in Blake Edwards's misconceived "existential" western The Wild Rovers (1971), appeared in the dire sequel The Sting II (1982), but made a convincing General Omar Bradley in Patton (1970), having spent some time with the general before taking on the role. His last appearance on screen was as a priest in an episode of The West Wing (2000).

From 1989 Malden was president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Ten years later, he urged the academy to award an honorary Oscar to Elia Kazan. This was bitterly opposed by many who had never forgiven Kazan for being a "friendly witness" before the House Un-American Activities Committee in 1952. However, the apolitical Malden prevailed. "If anyone deserved this honorary award because of his talent and body of work, it was Kazan," he remarked.

Malden, who is survived by his wife of more than 70 years, the former actor Mona Graham, and two daughters, once commented: "I've been incredibly lucky. I always knew I wasn't a leading man — take a took at this face! But I felt: if I can make it the way I look, others can."




Legandary Oscar-winning actor Karl Malden (1912 -2009)

It is with great sadness we heard of the death of the great Karl Malden last Wednesday.

A son of Gary, Indiana who had real significance to us.

A wonderful character actor whose performances were consistently excellent who contributed immensely to cinematic classics such as "A Streetcar Named Desire" and "On The Waterfront"as well as other seminal films like "One-Eyed Jacks," "The Cincinnati Kid," "Birdman of Alcatraz," and "Patton."


His great work will live on forever.




Oscar-winning actor Karl Malden won a best supporting actor Oscar for his role as Mitch in "A Streetcar Named Desire." Malden starred in TV's 'The Streets of San Francisco' and made famous the American Express catchphrase 'Don't leave home without it.' He appeared in more than 50 films over his long career.

By Dennis McLellan

http://www.latimes.com



Karl Malden, a versatile Oscar-winning actor who built a six-decade Hollywood career playing heroes and heavies -- and, often, relatable ordinary men -- yet who was certain he was best known as a commercial pitchman for American Express, has died. He was 97.

Malden died Wednesday of natural causes at his Brentwood home, said Mila Doerner, a daughter.

He received his Academy Award for playing Mitch in the 1951 film “A Streetcar Named Desire,” a role he originated on Broadway. Two decades later, he starred in the 1970s TV series "The Streets of San Francisco" with Michael Douglas, then in his late 20s.

In a statement to The Times, Douglas called Malden a "mentor" whom he "admired and loved" deeply.

For more than 20 years, Malden was the spokesman for American Express travelers checks who turned "Don't leave home without them" into a national catchphrase in a series of commercials that debuted in 1973.

In a company that has become known for its celebrity spokespeople, Malden "was one of the first and most memorable," Joanna Lambert, a company vice president, told The Times in an e-mail.

Johnny Carson spoofed Malden's sober-faced ads on "The Tonight Show," and Malden often recalled that people were always throwing a version of the tagline -- "Don't leave home without it" -- back at him.

With his unglamorous mug -- Malden had broken his bulbous nose twice playing sports as a teenager -- the former Indiana steel-mill worker realized early on the course his acting career would take.

"I never thought I was salable," Malden recalled in a 2004 interview. "I learned in my second year of drama school that I was not a leading man -- I was a character actor. So I thought, I'd better be the best character actor around."

In a movie career that flourished in the 1950s and '60s, Malden played a variety of roles in more than 50 films, including the sympathetic priest in "On the Waterfront," the resentful husband in "Baby Doll," the warden in "Birdman of Alcatraz," the pioneer patriarch in "How the West Was Won," Madame Rose's suitor in "Gypsy," the card dealerin "The Cincinnati Kid" and Gen. Omar Bradley in "Patton."

The variety of the roles established Malden, former Times film critic Charles Champlin once wrote, "as an Everyman, but one whose range moved easily up and down the levels of society and the IQ scale, from heroes to heavies and ordinary, decent guys just trying to get along."

Eva Marie Saint, who worked with him in 1954's "On the Waterfront" and became a good friend, called Malden "a consummate actor."

He "never changed, he always became the character. If you watch his work, he never falls, there's never a false move," she told The Times on Wednesday.

Malden was a longtime holdout on television roles until he agreed to play Lt. Mike Stone on the ABC police drama “The Streets of San Francisco.” It ran from 1972 to 1977 and earned him four consecutive Emmy nominations.

He won his sole Emmy for portraying a man who begins to suspect that his daughter was murdered by her husband in the fact-based 1984 miniseries "Fatal Vision."

Although he could find his American Express fame "frustrating," the commercials gave him an actor's luxury: financial independence.

"I don't have to jump at anything and everything that comes my way," he said in 1989.

He was born Mladen Sekulovich in Chicago on March 22, 1912, the son of an immigrant mother from the nation that later became Czechoslovakia and a Serbian father, who was a milkman.

Malden spoke little English until his family moved from their Serbian enclave in Chicago to the steel-mill town of Gary, Ind., when he was 5.

Malden's father staged Serbian plays at church and in Serbian organizations in Gary. As a teenager, Malden often appeared in them and in plays in high school. He also played high school basketball.

After graduating in 1931, he spent three years working in a steel mill before deciding to enroll in the Goodman School of Drama at the Art Institute of Chicago.

At the school, he underwent strenuous training to rid himself of the remains of his Slavic accent. Malden also helped build scenery, took acting classes and appeared in plays.

The most important thing he learned, he later recalled, "was to enjoy working on a part."

After graduating from Goodman in 1937, he was too broke to pay $5 for his diploma. He worked briefly as a milkman in Gary, then headed for New York with $175 in savings.

In Manhattan, he met Harold Clurman and Elia Kazan of the Group Theater, a legendary repertory company, and debuted on Broadway in 1937 as a fight manager in a company production of Clifford Odet's "Golden Boy."

Kazan, who would play a prominent role in Malden's stage and film career, urged young Mladen Sekulovich to change his name. The actor devised his stage name by taking his maternal grandfather's first name and turning "Mladen" into "Malden."

He acted sporadically on radio and appeared in eight plays, but most ran for less than a month. There were long spells of unemployment, Malden recalled in his 1997 memoir, "When Do I Start?"

But there was an upside: In 1938, he married Mona Graham, an actress he had met when they were students at the Goodman School. They had two daughters, Carla and Mila, and remained together until Malden's death.

"I'm the happiest man in the world because of my family," Malden often said.

During World War II, he spent two years stateside in the Army Air Forces, mainly acting on Broadway in "Winged Victory," the Moss Hart show that raised millions for emergency relief. Malden also appeared in the 1944 film version.

Back in New York after the war, Malden's worries about restarting his stage career proved unfounded.

Kazan asked him to play a drunken sailor in Maxwell Anderson's "Truckline Cafe," which featured a young actor who mumbled during rehearsals: Marlon Brando.

In 1947, Malden broke through on stage playing the partner of a man (played by Ed Begley) who profits by making faulty parts for warplanes in the Arthur Miller drama "All My Sons," directed by Kazan.

Malden followed that up with an even greater stage success: his role as Blanche DuBois' awkward suitor in Tennessee Williams' "A Streetcar Named Desire," the Kazan-directed play that turned Brando into a Broadway star.

In his memoir, Malden said Brando "brought a reality to the stage that the theater had never witnessed before."

"Playing with Marlon consistently brought out the best in me," Malden wrote. "I guess, in the final analysis, it is impossible to beat genius, but it can be great fun to try to match it."

Malden played Mitch on stage for about two years, then reprised the role in the 1951 movie version, also directed by Kazan.

For his role as a tough waterfront priest in the 1954 Kazan film "On the Waterfront," Malden received a supporting actor Oscar nomination.

The character was based on Father John Corridan, whose church was near Hell's Kitchen on the Hudson River. Malden wore Corridan's hat and coat in the film and spent 11 days with the priest, who told him, "Just don't make me holier than thou; make me a human being."

A speech Corridan had delivered on the docks provided the core of the film in which Malden's waterfront priest encourages longshoremen to testify against union corruption.

As Malden recalled in 1991 in The Times, Corridan "was a Jesuit priest who taught law to the longshoremen. . . . The scene in the hold of the ship, he wrote at least 80% of that speech. A man came to him and said, 'Father John, I can't get a chit to go to work. Now I haven't gotten a chit in two months.' He says, 'You go in there and demand a chit even if you take it out of his hands. . . .' And the man did, and two days later he was found in the East River," nearly dead.

The man survived, but the next morning Corridan stood on a box on the dock and delivered the sermon that inspired Budd Schulberg's screenplay.

"Some people think the crucifixion only took place on Calvary. They better wise up," Malden's priest says in the film. "Every time the mob puts the crusher on a good man, tries to stop him from doing his duty as a citizen, it's a crucifixion."

Kazan also directed Malden in the 1956 movie "Baby Doll," Tennessee Williams' controversial story about the unusual marriage between a middle-aged man (Malden) and his teen bride, played by Carroll Baker.

Malden was one of the original members of the Actors Studio, formed by Kazan and others in 1948 after the Group Theater disbanded in 1941. After Kazan named names before the House Un-American Activities Committee in 1952, Malden remained friends with the director.

Because of Kazan's testimony, Malden wrote in his book, many mutual friends who turned on Kazan also refused to speak to Malden.

The actor, who claimed to have always been apolitical, wrote that he "never believed that politics had a place in art, that is to say, not in artistic relationships."

Malden said as much in 1999 when, as a member of the board of governors of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, he proposed that Kazan be awarded an honorary Oscar for lifetime achievement.

Film festivals, critics associations and the American Film Institute had refused to bestow similar honors on Kazan in his later years because of his House testimony.

"When I got up to talk, I suspected that there would be a big fight, but no one debated it at all," Malden later told The Times. "I said that I'm nominating a dear friend, and as far as I'm concerned, there's no place for politics in any art form. An award like this is about your body of work, and when it comes to a body of work, Elia Kazan deserves to be honored."

When Malden finished speaking, The Times reported, he was greeted by a rousing burst of applause.

Malden served as president of the academy from 1989 to 1992, during which he led the effort to remodel the academy theater in Beverly Hills and helped raise an endowment fund for the academy's Center for Motion Picture Study in the historic waterworks building in Beverly Hills.

As academy president, Malden also was required to speak at the annual Oscar-night ceremony seen by millions around the world.

There were no television cameras in 1952 when Malden accepted his best supporting actor Oscar for "A Streetcar Named Desire."

The day of the Oscar ceremony at the Pantages Theater, he was making the B-movie "Operation Secret," a World War II drama starring Cornel Wilde, at Warner Bros. He hadn't even planned to attend the ceremony.

But, Malden told The Times in 1991, someone from the front office went down to the set and said, "You're going to the Oscar show. You go to the wardrobe and get yourself a tuxedo. You're going."

Malden's wife and family were home in New York, and he drove to the ceremony alone in an old green rented Chevy. Embarrassed to see the limousines pulling up to the Pantages, he parked two blocks away.

As Malden recounted, "I had a coat because in New York you had a coat -- a topcoat -- and I walked in. Nobody knew me.

He put his coat in the adjacent seat before Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall sat down. When Malden's name was called as a winner, he asked Bogart to watch his coat.

"He said, 'Get up there kid, take your Oscar.' . . . . About a half-hour later, I see Bogart holding an Oscar," for best actor in "The African Queen."

The first thing I said to him is, 'What did you do with my coat?' He said in nice words, 'Forget your coat, hold on to the goddamn Oscar.' "

In addition to his wife of 70 years and his daughters, Malden is survived by three grandchildren and four great-grandchildren.

dennis.mclellan@latimes.com

Times staff writer Valerie J. Nelson contributed to this report.


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One Week Of Food Around The World…



Great piece from DeadGod.net


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Japan: The Ukita family of Kodaira City
Food expenditure for one week: 37,699 Yen or $317.25
Favorite foods: sashimi, fruit, cake, potato chips


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Bhutan: The Namgay family of Shingkhey Village
Food expenditure for one week: 224.93 ngultrum or $5.03
Family recipe: Mushroom, cheese and pork


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Egypt: The Ahmed family of Cairo
Food expenditure for one week: 387.85 Egyptian Pounds or $68.53
Family recipe: Okra and mutton


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United States: The Revis family of North Carolina
Food expenditure for one week: $341.98
Favorite foods: spaghetti, potatoes, sesame chicken


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Germany: The Melander family of Bargteheide
Food expenditure for one week: 375.39 Euros or $500.07
Favorite foods: fried potatoes with onions, bacon and herring, fried noodles with eggs and cheese, pizza, vanilla pudding


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Greenland: The Madsens of Cap Hope
Food expenditure for one week: 1,928.80 Danish krone or $277.12
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Bob Dylan - Forgetful Heart (First Live Performance Ever)



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I lay awake and listen to the sound of pain. The door has closed for evermore.


From the excellent LP 'Together Through Life" Bob gives the first ever Live performance of the sublime "Forgetful Heart."

A beautiful poetic dark song of woeful remembrance.

This was from the Milwaukee show on July 1, 2009.











Forgetful Heart
Lost your power of recall
Every little detail
You don't remember at all
The times we knew
Who would remember better than you

Forgetful heart
We laughed and had a good time you and I
It's been so long
Now you’re content to let the days go by
When you were there
You were the answer to my prayer

Forgetful heart
We loved with all the love that life can give
What can I say, without you it’s so hard to live
Can't take much more
Why can't we love like we did before?

Forgetful heart
Like a walking shadow in my brain
All night long
I lay awake and listen to the sound of pain
The door has closed for evermore
If indeed there ever was a door



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Wife Carrying Championship finals in Finland





Finland is famous for many things. Endless winters, 24 hour summer sunshine, vodka, suicide, Aki Kurismaki and ... erm .... Wife Carrying!

Yap, they started this crazy competition in tribute to a legendary scumbag Herkko Rosvo-Ronkainen, who lived in a Finnish forest and is said to have snatched food and ladies from villages in the region (as you do!)!





Must be all the vodka and those endless winters that have driven the Finns to this insanity!

So if you want to act like a looney, lug the wife around, almost kill her and almost break your back, this is the sport for you! Else you could hire a kinky hooker for an evening!

Anyway, the world finals of this madness took place yesterday in Sonkajaervi. I'm so sick I couldn't be there. My wife is just too goddamn heavy!





Sat Jul 4, 3:46 pm ET

HELSINKI (AFP) – Finland put an end to Estonia's 11-year reign and took gold and bronze on Saturday at the annual Wife-Carrying World Championships held in Sonkajaervi, central Finland, organisers said.

Taisto Miettinen raced through a 250-metre (273-yard) course with two hurdles and a pool in 62 seconds, carrying Kristiina Haapanen on his back. The winners beat Estonia's Alar Voogla and Kristi Viltrop by 0.1 seconds.

Miettinen has been attending the competition for a decade now and said he was pleased to finally win.

"A couple of times I have lost by 0.1 seconds and I have stumbled. Our win tastes now really good," Miettinen said in a statement.

Although Estonia's long chain of wins in wife-carrying was brought to an end, Voogla said he was happy with silver and added the cool and cloudy weather had an impact on their race.

"It was not our day, in the cool weather it was slightly difficult and the run did not go as planned," he noted.

Finns Heikki Hannukainen and Heini Rauhamaa came in third and were some six seconds slower than the victors.

Sonkajaervi village, located some 490 kilometres (302 miles) north of Helsinki, has in the past 14 years made its entertaining wife-carrying competition known around the world and this year competitors came from eight countries including Australia, Ireland and Czech Republic.

The race was inspired by the legend of a local thug, Herkko Rosvo-Ronkainen, who lived in a forest and is said to have snatched food and sometimes ladies from villages in the region.

http://news.yahoo.com










Czech Cutie Katrin Kozy Back in Black




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Booby Czech Cutie Katrin Kozy Cheering












Homer Simpson’s Beer Bank




Since our own beer fund is down to zero after the weekend excesses, we need something like this!

The Homer Simpson beer can coin bank features the inspiring “Beer Fund” message, the realistic and hand-painted beer can, as well as a miniature Homer Simpson.

If you like the Simpsons and/or if you like beer, this is for you!

Available for $29.98 at www.taylorgifts.com





Saturday, 4 July 2009

Top Thai Totty Tangmo Pattaratida






Sawsadee Khrap Top Thai Totty Tangmo Pattaratida!



Holy mother of Buddha!

Me likey! Long time!

Tangmo apparently loves Hamburgers! We don't think that means she stuffs vast amounts of McCrap down her throat every day.

Actually Hamburger is the dumb name for a Thai Celebrity mag!

Although if she's really into sandwiches, I can help out there!





Top Thai Totty Tangmo's a real big James Brown fan!

... So Good!! So Good!! I got you!!!

I'm feelin' pretty good too! I didn't know that I would.






Like everyone, Top Thai Totty Tangmo's been badly hit by the Freemason-generated recession.

She works part-time outside the local Thailand KFC in a chicken outfit to make ends meet.

Or perhaps, that's just some outfit her kinky boyfriend makes her wear at bedtime!!

He's really into chicks. Literally!!






Ohhhhh ....... Spicccccyyyyyy!! And Smileyyyyyy!!




Mr. Stupid, can you please detach me from this wall!




Top Thai Totty Tangmo can do at least four poses! That's four, friends! Four!

What a talented Top Thai Totty, Top Thai TottyTangmo really is!










Our new Car Attachment










Swedish city legalizes topless bathing….at public swimming pools




Thank Heavens for Sweden! Not only did they invent the 6-foot tall blonde stunner but they also invented the porno movie back in the sixties and seventies (so my dad tells me!)

Now they're forcing all chicks at public swimming pools to burn their bikini top! Nice work horny Swedes!



This chick's so happy at the news that she's become a Swedish citizen!



Sweden’s third largest city has legalized topless bathing…at public swimming pools.

The City of Malmö decision after initially being asked to vote on a motion that would force women to cover up after a feminist group started appearing at pools topless. Instead they voted in an amended version that said that “everybody should wear bathing suits,” leaving the door open for topless bathing as long as the woman was wearing a bottom part of a bikini.

A council spokesman told The Local that “We don’t define what bathing suits men should wear so it doesn’t make much sense to do it for women. And besides, it’s not unusual for men to have large breasts that resemble women’s breasts.”

The leader of the feminist group behind the law said that “It’s a question of equality. I think it’s a problem that women are sexualized in this way. If women are forced to wear a top, shouldn’t men also have to?”

from inquisitr.com





Wait a goddang minute! Back up! Back up!

Did that council guy just say "it’s not unusual for men to have large breasts that resemble women’s breasts”? Is Sweden full of trannys or what?!





And for once we have to agree with a mad feminist Nazi. Well, the Einstein who says - with mad logic - “It’s a question of equality. I think it’s a problem that women are sexualized in this way. If women are forced to wear a top, shouldn’t men also have to?

What?? Using this "logic", does this mean that, once a month, men should stick a tampon ... erm ... where the sun don't shine?!

Well, maybe she just means the men who "have large breasts that resemble women’s breasts"!









Modern English / This Mortal Coil - Sixteen Days -Gathering Dust




We posted the sublime ethereal This Mortal Coil interpretation of the great Modern English songs Sixteen Days and Gathering Dust.

Here's the Mortal Coil version as well as the two wonderful Modern English originals.







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Sixteen days no bread and water
Sixteen days no light of day
Sixteen days without liquid on my stomach
Sixteen days without sun on my back
Sixteen days without ideas in my head
Sixteen days with writing on my hands

Sixteen Days


The pressure's on no time to lose
The pressure's on no time to lose
The pressure's on no time to lose
The pressure's on no time to lose

Inspiring dreams all shattered and blown away
Gathering dust the band played on again
Personal reasons are problems in the way
Waking up with just enough time to spare

la la la la la la la la la

Searching out thoughts we set ourselves a sight
Power and death are always on our minds
The cause is laid out, no looking back for me
The future holds the key for us to see

la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la









This Mortal Coil: Sixteen Days - Gathering Dust


thanks World2008rain




Modern English: Sixteen Days




thanks Synaesthezia




Modern English: Gathering Dust



thanks richardhell73








Thai Totty Aum and silly cones



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This is causing some controversy in crazy hypocrital - at once puritanical and one of the naughtiest places on Earth - Thailand.

On some TV show last week, stunning Thai actress Aum Patcharapa was invited as special guest and was interviewed live by some TV 'personality' called “Woody”. One of the main questions he asked her was whether or not she she went under the knife for breast implants.

To prove that she didn’t – Aum grabbed Woody's hand and gripped it round her boobs … and so he did! ...


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Is this the first time this guy's ever touched some boobies, or what?

We don't know what his expert decision on the silly cones was!!



When the TV show - and later photographs - were seen of Aum Patcharapa’s interview with Woody, the actress was heavily criticized for allowing the talk show host to touch her breasts in public!

It's a crazy hypocrital place!